jollof rice

Naija

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Rice wey de dey cook wey be like sey dem mix di stew for inside as de dey cook am.

If you want tief me, just organise better jollof rice wit plantain and cold mineral like dis! You no even need gun, na me go tie mysef follow you. — (If you want to kidnap me, just cook really good jollof rice, add some plantain to it, and a cold bottle of any carbonated drink. You wont need a rope, I'll tie myself and go with you.)
Nigeria and Ghana na padi padi normally, but if you want cause fight like dis, just talk sey one of den sabi cook jollof rice pass di oder one. — (Ghana and Nigeria are friendly on an ordinary day, but if you want to cause a ruckus say that one of them makes better jollof rice than the other.)